搞笑英语六人话剧剧本

6人搞笑英语话剧剧本

阿甘正传的片断FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right. It's funny how things work out. EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard. FORREST (voice-over) I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my promise. So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's family and make their introduction. Bubba's mother named MRS. BLUE and her other children look at Forrest. MRS. BLUE Are you crazy, or just plain stupid? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue. MRS. BLUE I guess. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE - DAY Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone. FORREST (voice-over) And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself. FORREST Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump. I remember everything you said, and I got it all figured out. Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket. FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got... EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest walks across a yard where men are cleaning shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) ... well, that's left after a new hair cut and a new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers. Forrest walks along a wooden pier. Forrest pays an old black shrimper a large wad of cash. OLD SHRIMPER Tell me something. Are you stupid or something? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, sir. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE Forrest stands at the grave. FORREST Well, that's what's left after me saying, "When I was in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flex-O-Ping-Pong Paddle." Which everybody knows it isn't true, but Momma says it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody. So, anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat. EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest steers his shrimping boat. The boat is old and rusty. Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck. It is a bunch of garbage and shells. Forrest picks up one shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin', but you know what I found out? Shrimpin' is tough. EXT. DOCKS Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket. FORREST I only caught five. OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail. The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest. OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin' this old boat? FORREST (voice-over) I'd never named a boat before, but there was only one I could think of. Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat. The name is "Jenny." FORREST (voice-over) The most beautiful name in the wide world.

6人搞笑英语话剧剧本加翻译

FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right. It's funny how things work out. EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard. FORREST (voice-over) I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my promise. So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's family and make their introduction. Bubba's mother named MRS. BLUE and her other children look at Forrest. MRS. BLUE Are you crazy, or just plain stupid? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue. MRS. BLUE I guess. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE - DAY Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone. FORREST (voice-over) And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself. FORREST Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump. I remember everything you said, and I got it all figured out. Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket. FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got... EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest walks across a yard where men are cleaning shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) ... well, that's left after a new hair cut and a new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers. Forrest walks along a wooden pier. Forrest pays an old black shrimper a large wad of cash. OLD SHRIMPER Tell me something. Are you stupid or something? FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, sir. EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE Forrest stands at the grave. FORREST Well, that's what's left after me saying, "When I was in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flex-O-Ping-Pong Paddle." Which everybody knows it isn't true, but Momma says it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody. So, anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat. EXT. BAYOU - DAY Forrest steers his shrimping boat. The boat is old and rusty. Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck. It is a bunch of garbage and shells. Forrest picks up one shrimp. FORREST (voice-over) Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin', but you know what I found out? Shrimpin' is tough. EXT. DOCKS Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket. FORREST I only caught five. OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail. The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest. OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin' this old boat? FORREST (voice-over) I'd never named a boat before, but there was only one I could think of. Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat. The name is "Jenny." FORREST (voice-over) The most beautiful name in the wide world.译文：福勒斯特(画外音),妈妈,但她绝对是对的。这是有趣的事情怎么工作。分机。河口啦BATRE /布巴的妈妈的家——的一天福勒斯特走到一间小木屋在边缘的河口。一群黑人孩子踢前面的院子。福勒斯特(画外音)我没在家待太长时间,因为我犯了一个保证布巴。我总是努力保持我的承诺。所以我就下到河口啦Batre满足布巴的家庭和使他们的介绍。布巴的母亲给布鲁太太和她的其他孩子看,福勒斯特。布鲁太太你是不是疯了,还是天生就这么蠢?福勒斯特蠢人做蠢事,夫人蓝色的。布鲁太太我猜一猜。分机。布巴的坟墓——天福勒斯特步骤到布巴的墓碑上。福勒斯特(画外音)当然,我也去看望了布巴本人。福勒斯特:嘿,布巴,是我,福勒斯特•甘普。我记得你说的一切,我让所有事情都盘算好了。福勒斯特从口袋里掏出笔记。福勒斯特,我将花二万四千、五百和六十二美元和美分,我得到……47个分机。河口——天福勒斯特横跨一个院子的男人都是清洁虾。福勒斯特(画外音)……嗯,这是一个新发型后留下的和新衣服,我把妈妈去豪华晚宴而我买了车票和三个医生辣椒。福勒斯特沿着一个木制的码头。福勒斯特一个老黑shrimper支付一大把的钞票。老SHRIMPER告诉我一些。你是蠢还是什么?福勒斯特蠢人做蠢事,先生。分机。布巴的坟墓福勒斯特站在坟墓。福勒斯特好,那就是后留下的我、说、“我中国乒乓球队,我All-America而已我喜欢打乒乓球,Flex-O-Ping-Pong之中。”,每个人都知道这不是真的,但是妈妈说的话吗这只是一个小小的善意谎言,这样它就不会伤害到任何人。所以,无论如何,我把所有的气体、绳子和新的网、全新的shrimpin的船。分机。河口——天福勒斯特steers虾船。他这只船是古老而生锈。福勒斯特释放他的网作为他钓的一天滴到甲板上。它是一堆垃圾和贝壳。福勒斯特捡起一个虾。福勒斯特(画外音)现在,布巴曾告诉过我所有他知道的关于shrimpin ',但你知道我发现吗?Shrimpin”是很难的。分机。码头福勒斯特拉两虾的桶里。阿甘我仅仅看到了五个。一对老SHRIMPER更多的,你可以你有一个鸡尾酒会。旧的shrimper开始走开,然后停止,看着,福勒斯特。老SHRIMPER嘿,你曾经想过namin '这旧船吗?福勒斯特(画外音)我从未命名一艘船之前,但是只有一个我能想到的。福勒斯特漆边上的一名他的船。名称为“珍妮。”福勒斯特(画外音)最美丽的名字在这广阔的世界。

六人演英语搞笑话剧

旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁amp;#8226;路德amp;#8226;金的演讲。（旁白暂停，邓英文“Inbsp;havenbsp;anbsp;dreamnbsp;”）。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停，祝英文“thisnbsp;isnbsp;BBC….）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。nbsp;L:nbsp;Yingtainbsp;，Inbsp;lovenbsp;younbsp;sonbsp;muchnbsp;andnbsp;I’llnbsp;missnbsp;younbsp;sonbsp;much.！nbsp;Z:nbsp;Inbsp;lovenbsp;you,nbsp;too!nbsp;Don’tnbsp;worry.nbsp;Shanbonbsp;Inbsp;onlynbsp;lovenbsp;younbsp;innbsp;thisnbsp;wildnbsp;world.nbsp;I’llnbsp;marrynbsp;younbsp;asnbsp;soonnbsp;asnbsp;I’mnbsp;back.nbsp;Waitnbsp;fornbsp;menbsp;justnbsp;fornbsp;twonbsp;years.nbsp;L:nbsp;I’llnbsp;kissnbsp;younbsp;acrossnbsp;thenbsp;Pacificnbsp;Ocean.nbsp;Z:nbsp;I’llnbsp;kissnbsp;younbsp;fromnbsp;thenbsp;othernbsp;side.nbsp;Waitnbsp;fornbsp;me.nbsp;BoBonbsp;旁白：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。nbsp;L:Oh,nbsp;Sweetie,nbsp;Yintainbsp;Inbsp;missnbsp;younbsp;sonbsp;much,nbsp;missnbsp;younbsp;everynbsp;minutenbsp;everynbsp;second.nbsp;Ohnbsp;mynbsp;dear.nbsp;Arenbsp;younbsp;listeningnbsp;tonbsp;me?nbsp;Z:nbsp;Listen,nbsp;Liangnbsp;Shanbo.nbsp;I’mnbsp;callingnbsp;tonbsp;tellnbsp;younbsp;thatnbsp;Inbsp;lovednbsp;you.nbsp;Butnbsp;Inbsp;thinknbsp;you’dnbsp;betternbsp;findnbsp;anbsp;betternbsp;girl.nbsp;L:nbsp;What?nbsp;Pardon?nbsp;Z:nbsp;Becausenbsp;I’llnbsp;getnbsp;married.nbsp;L:nbsp;Marriednbsp;?nbsp;tonbsp;who?nbsp;Z:nbsp;Tonbsp;英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Manbsp;Wencai..nbsp;Henbsp;isnbsp;sonbsp;handsome.nbsp;Sonbsp;rich,nbsp;evennbsp;richernbsp;thannbsp;Yunbsp;Minhong.nbsp;Andnbsp;henbsp;isnbsp;goodnbsp;atnbsp;葵花宝典。Inbsp;lovenbsp;hisnbsp;moneynbsp;andnbsp;Inbsp;lovenbsp;hisnbsp;body.nbsp;L:nbsp;Whatnbsp;arenbsp;younbsp;talkingnbsp;about?nbsp;Younbsp;waitnbsp;andnbsp;see.nbsp;I’llnbsp;givenbsp;younbsp;somenbsp;colornbsp;tonbsp;seenbsp;see.nbsp;I’llnbsp;killnbsp;you!nbsp;Inbsp;willnbsp;killnbsp;younbsp;innbsp;America!nbsp;Z:nbsp;America?nbsp;Younbsp;cannbsp;comenbsp;tonbsp;America?nbsp;Hahahahanbsp;旁白：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。nbsp;Inbsp;saynbsp;tonbsp;younbsp;today,nbsp;mynbsp;friends,nbsp;sonbsp;evennbsp;thoughnbsp;wenbsp;facenbsp;thenbsp;difficultiesnbsp;ofnbsp;todaynbsp;andnbsp;tomorrow,nbsp;Inbsp;stillnbsp;havenbsp;anbsp;dream.nbsp;Itnbsp;isnbsp;anbsp;dreamnbsp;deeplynbsp;rootednbsp;innbsp;thenbsp;Americannbsp;dream.nbsp;Inbsp;havenbsp;anbsp;dreamnbsp;thatnbsp;onenbsp;daynbsp;thisnbsp;nationnbsp;willnbsp;risenbsp;upnbsp;andnbsp;livesnbsp;outnbsp;thenbsp;truenbsp;meaningnbsp;ofnbsp;itsnbsp;creed:nbsp;Wenbsp;holdnbsp;thesenbsp;truthsnbsp;tonbsp;benbsp;self-evident;nbsp;thatnbsp;allnbsp;mennbsp;arenbsp;creatednbsp;equal.nbsp;Inbsp;havenbsp;anbsp;dreamnbsp;thatnbsp;onenbsp;daynbsp;Inbsp;willnbsp;killnbsp;Zhunbsp;Yingtainbsp;rightnbsp;innbsp;America.nbsp;Itnbsp;isnbsp;anbsp;dreamnbsp;thatnbsp;deeplynbsp;rootednbsp;innbsp;mynbsp;heart.nbsp;Innbsp;mynbsp;heart.nbsp;旁白：一年之后，梁山伯也来到了美国，四处寻找祝英台的下落。终于在纽约街

求6人英语小短剧

英语短剧剧本the pocket money characters: narrator(n),salesman(s),dad(d),maggi(m), alice(a), candy(c), policeman(p)preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景 scene1（at salesman’s home） n: in a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. he always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. he has a lot of money now. but how does he make the candies? oh, xu …… he is coming!s: hello,do you know me? no? oh, let me tell you .i’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.my candies arevery popular,i don’t know why.the foolish students always come here. i’ll be a boss soon! candy, money, candy, money…… oops! it’s time to make candies now.(看表) first, put the flour on the table. then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) now press, press…… oh, my dirty hands! never mind! just do it!(满不在意的情) press, press…… oh, my god!(鼻涕)never mind! just do it! press, press, the children will not know it , it’s ok,he hehe…… now let me cut it into pieces! one, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀） wow, everything is ready! 糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：oh, i’m so dirty and ugly! what can i do? the students will eat me! and they will be ill! wuwuwu…s: mmmm…it looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) wow! now it’s so beautiful! haha……c: oh, no! don’t sell me! i’m dirty!(拖糖果下场) scene2（at the school gate） n: the next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （maggie和alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：candies! candies! sweet candies! ……m: oh, alice! look! candies!a: yeah! i think they are yummy! m: let’s ask him.a: ok!c: don’t buy me！（非常焦急）m&a: why?c: i’m dirty！m: no, you look nice!c: what can i do? (面向观众) wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)s: candies! candies!（引诱两个女孩）m&a: how much are they?s: do you have money?（轻蔑）m&a: money?(对视)m:oh, i’ve no money!（失落之极）a: me too.s: no money? so sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)m: what can we do now?a: let’s ask dad for money.m: but how to ask?a: how?…oh,i know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）m: good idea!(全部下场) scene 3:（at maggie’s home） n: the children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)m: dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,ok? (同时alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)a: and play the guitar for us!m: we know you play so well!(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)d: oh? what a bright day today! m&a: please, dad!(哀求)d:okok! let’s.(取吉他，开始准备)d: which song do you like? how about edelweiss?m&a: of course!(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)d: what’s the matter?m: dad, we have no money!a: can we have some please?d: i think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.m:i want to buy some candies at the school gate. a: they look so sweet and nice!m: other students always buy them!d: but……you can’t ! they are quite unhealthy. please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)m: what shall we do now?a: let me think …well, i know!(轻声在maggie耳边说)m: oh, you are so clever! let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)m: dad, i want a new eraser!a: i want a longer ruler!m&a: dad, please！d: things are expensive these days. we have to save money!m: but dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)a: and my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺）d: ok, children. i believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. it’s unhealthy! do you know?m&a: yes, sir!d: here you are !( 给钱)m&a: thanks very much, dad! bye!(非常高兴，下场)n: the next day, when the class is over ,maggie and alice come to the salesman again. they are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)m: aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）a: …….d: what’s wrong?m: i’ve a stomachache!a: me too!d: what did you eat? the food at the school gate?m: yes. we had some candies just now.a: i had some too!d: oh! you’ve cheated me! you bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. i always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气）m: but they look nice!a: and tastes good!m&a: aiyo……d:well, let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!m&a: ok. scene 4: (at the school gate) n: when they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)p: hey! you shouldn’t stay here, leave now!c: let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)s: no! my candies are nice and popular here! and…c: you are telling a lie! i’m very dirty and unhealthy!m&a: dad, it’s him! aiyo…（指着小贩）d: he?(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)p: what’s the matter with them?d: they got a stomachache after having his candies.s: really? but i’ve never heard of it. and……p: stop, stop!(打断小贩) look at the two girls! are you guilty? you must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉）s: ok. i know. (羞愧)c: let’s go home. let’s go home.policeman(对小孩): girls, please listen! don’t buy the candies next time. they are bad for your health.d: yes, he is right. and you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. try to be an honest person! will you?m&a: ok, dad! p: let’s take them to the hospital now.d: ok, let’s go.n（出场）: a few days later, the girls recovered. and this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.

求一个好的英语短剧的剧本，要搞笑的，6个人的，最好比较神经质的，搞笑的，或者符合篮球的也可以

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